Sunday, March 13, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Slick of the day
Bo Ryan
Although the slick may be mediocre as fuck, I figured I would throw some steez at Bo mid march. For those of you who hate, all this bro has done in the last decade is go 240-89 (.731), and win 5 big ten championships (tourney and regular season). Ryan's .712 in conference winning percentage is the best ever in big ten history.... Bob Knight is a close 2nd at .700. This bro is the real deal, slick or no slick.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Slick of the night
Andrei Kirilenko
Kirilenko is a no brainer....Any bro who go with the "in game slick" is legit. Not to mention he gets a hall pass from his sexy ass wife one day a year. Yeah you read that correctly his wife lets him slay strange one day a year with no regrets...legitskis
11 Big East squads in the tourney?
Bogus. Although I agree the Big East is probably the deepest conference in the country currently (mostly due to the fact that they have 16 teams), but 11 teams dancing is ridiculous. We could talk about Marquette, Georgetown, and West Virginia but its just too easy to present an argument against Villanova. Despite a solid start, nova has dropped 7 of its last 9 games including an active 5 game losing streak. Big East bros will argue that "its the big east bro...you can afford to lose a bunch of games because the conference is so superior". I couldn't disagree more. A comparison to SEC's football domination is just not accurate. The tank jobs teams like Syracuse (ranked as high as #3), Uconn (ranked as high as #7), Georgetown (ranked as high as #9) and especially Villanova (ranked as high as #7) have had this year prove that this conference is somewhat of a fraud. If the season was only one week long then yes the big east and its "5 or 6 top 10 teams" would be deserving of the hummers that ESPN analysts have been giving them all year long and probably 11 teams in the dance....but the reality is over half these over hyped squads have been nothing short of inconsistent and unpredictable. Nova, its 9 conference loses, and its active 5 game losing streak should be watching the tourney on their 50 inch Samsung's some rich booster gave them earlier this year. For the rest of these once "top 10" big east teams that now have 9, 10, or 11 loses, thank ESPN for the good seeds you are about to receive.
Nova does have a solid womens volleyball squad though.
Nova does have a solid womens volleyball squad though.
Slick of the day
Steve Lavin
In honor of the Big East tourney I'm squackin coach Lavin with the "slick of the day". This slick has seen its fair share of up and downs. After being fired from UCLA Lavin took his slick kit to ESPN where he ripped lips for 4 years. This year Lavin took the job as head basketball coach at St. Johns. A 16 lose team the previous year, Lavin has led this squad of scrubs to victories over #1 Duke, #4 Pitt, #7 Notre Dame and a NCAA tourney birth. With the #2 recruiting class in the country next year I'm going to go ahead and predict a Big East title coming in the next four years to Johhnyville. Many credit Lavin's success to the slick, which he has rocked for over 2 decades.....others credit Lavin's winning ways to his sexy ass wife.
Dudes a boss.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Slick of the night
Scott "Dislick"
This bro knows how to slick. I'm actually not even sure if he actually does his hair....I think he may be so steezy that he wakes up, rolls out of bed, and his hair is slicked....I mean fuck, slick is basically his last name.
Slick of the day
3/8/11
Marc Boff
Marc Boff enters his second season in Milwaukee after four as the Assistant Athletic Trainer with the Chicago Bulls. He is a licensed athletic trainer, a licensed physical therapist and a certified strength and conditioning coach. As a college soccer and lacrosse lettermen at American University in the early 90's Boff first discovered the slick. At the time the DC clam scene was into the kurt cobain grudge style. Known around campus for being a revolutionary steez ball, Boff realized that the grunge scene was more of an epidemic then a style. His alternative was a steezy 3 piece suite, nasty slick job, and the occasional euro accessory (cane, scarf). Needless to say Boff's steez took off like a frog out of water. Following graduation Boff decided to take his talents to Europe. After a few months of scouting the euro talent Boff decided to settle in Trondheim, Norway, a small city located in the northern mountainous region of the country. Boff most accurately explained his reasoning on Trondheim in this bit taken from an email to his college roommate......"Been in Trondheim for 3 days....I can describe this place in 7 words. D tits, tight clits, and steezy slicks. I plan to stay." After Trondheim locals had cleaned his gens for nearly 2 years Boff's trust fund was running low. It was time to take the slick kit back to the states and get a job. After a few short stints in New Orleans, and Chicago, Boff has found a home in Milwaukee. Despite the lack of flash in the Milwaukee night life, Boff has still found a way to shine. If your out in Milwaukee on any night keep your eyes open for a Boff sighting, he can seen out on just about every night of the week.
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